An "out of continuity" fist-fight between Dragina and, um, "Zoolander" (name changed by request). Unrelated material snipped here and there.

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OOC Zoolander: did i make you angry with my inish chaevenism
Rosario: Did I miss something you said, Avalon? ;-)
OOC Zoolander: INISHMAN if you please
Dragina's initiative
Damage RollRolling 2d10.
Results: 5 8 for a total of 13.
Rosario: *giggles*
OOC Zoolander: i merely made referance to her cooking ability
Rosario: Whose, mine or Dragina's?
Argh INIT roll
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 4 for a total of 4.
OOC Zoolander: Dragina's
Rosario: Ah.
Rosario: Rosario only sees the reaction, since she doesn't speak Avalon, or Inish.
OOC Zoolander: I think i'm going for an uppercut
OOC Zoolander: i meant jab
OOC Zoolander: i swear
OOC Zoolander: yes a jab
Dragina Vorota: OK. Footwork3, makes the TN 20.
The Infamous Inish right handed Jabinator 4k2
Damage RollRolling 4d10.
Results: 7 1 1 6 for a total of 15.
OOC Zoolander: uhoh
OOC Zoolander: 13
OOC Zoolander: brutes are so much easier to tag
Rosario: The Ussuran woman leans out of the way...
Zoolander: Jabbing for all he's worth Zoolander misses by a mile
Dragina Vorota: The Ussurian dodges deftly out of the way... "Hah! Insult My cooking?!" she yells in heavily-accented Avalon... winding up for two good solid whacks.
Dragina Vorota: What's the TN for you, Zoolander?
Zoolander: i have footwork 1
Dragina Vorota: OK, so PD 10? No better defensive?
Dragina's first blow, 5k2
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 4 4 1 8 2 for a total of 19.
Dragina's damage, 1k1
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 5 for a total of 5.
Zoolander: *cough* cheater *cough*
Dragina Vorota: The first blow lands solidly into your chest, the next one screaming in...
OOC Zoolander: shall i roll my brawn?
Dragina Vorota: Yah, to see if you can keep it from becoming a DW...
*cough*I can't get beat by girl, i just can't *cough*
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 5 4 3 for a total of 12.
OOC Zoolander: haha
Dragina Vorota: Barely made it... this time.
Dragina Vorota: Second blow!
Dragina's second blow 5k2
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 7 5 5 7 1 for a total of 25.
OOC Zoolander: damn
Dragina Vorota: 14.. another solid blow.
Dragina's damage roll
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 10 for a total of 10.
i'm gonna get ya, i swear it
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 8 6 3 for a total of 17.
Exploded damage roll
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 3 for a total of 3.
OOC Zoolander: that middle roll was my resistance
Dragina Vorota: Mmm... TN 13+5...
Dragina Vorota: ... if the damage exploded.
OOC Zoolander: damn
Rosario: Sorry, I'm lost, was he making a wound check?
OOC Zoolander: yes accidentally
OOC Zoolander: i got a 17 so i take a dramatic wound
Rosario: Yes, and the flesh wounds reset to 0.
Dragina Vorota: ... next turn...
Rosario: Zoo, since you have Pain Tollerance, you can take one more Dramatic before you're crippled.
OOC Zoolander: ok
OOC Zoolander: rolling init
Dragina's initiative 2 panache
Damage RollRolling 2d10.
Results: 3 7 for a total of 10.
Zoo's init
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 2 for a total of 2.
Dragina Vorota: OK... you, me, me again...
OOC Zoolander: i'll hold my turn
Rosario: Looks like it's phase 3, Dragina?
Dragina Vorota: Yep... taking another blow at that SOB who insults me!
Dragina;s attack, 5k2
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 1 6 6 2 6 for a total of 21.
Dragina Vorota: 12, a hit unless he wishes to actively defend?
Zoolander: how
Zoolander: wit+?
Rosario: Zoo, I'd active defend if I were you, TN 12
Rosario: wits+footwork, 3k2
Zoolander: roger roger
Zoolander: actively defending
Some fancy footwork 3k2
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 1 1 1 for a total of 3.
Zoolander: what!!!!!
Rosario: OW!!!
Dragina Vorota: Yeeouch!
Rosario: I'm GM at the moment?
Zoolander: yes
Rosario: Reroll that, GM fiat.
Dragina Vorota: Yeah... that's a bit nasty of a roll to take.
i love gm fiat, whatever it is 3k2
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 8 10 4 for a total of 22.
Rosario: It's a good thing this game doesn;t have botches.
Zoolander: ah much better
exploding like a thousand pretty stars
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 9 for a total of 9.
Rosario: You shrug it off, but now she gets to swing again...
Zoolander prays to St. Elmo
Dragina Vorota takes another swing, eyes alight with fighting glee...
Zoolander: miss
Dragina's second swing
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 1 5 10 10 10 for a total of 36.
Zoolander: so much for luck of the inish
Rosario: OW!!!
Dragina Vorota twitches at the keyboard...
exploded 10's
Damage RollRolling 2d10.
Results: 6 10 for a total of 16.
Zoolander curls into the fetal position
exploded 10 spare
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 3 for a total of 3.
Rosario: 36 + one more roll...
Dragina Vorota: OK... 10, 10, 10, 6 kept so far...
Exploded exploded 10
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 1 for a total of 1.
Dragina Vorota: 37... yeep! Maybe that 45 for Drachen won't be so hard after all...
Rosario: 37, which beats his passive defense and then some, roll damage...
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 8 5 9 for a total of 22.
Dragina's damage
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 5 for a total of 5.
Zoolander rolls over and plays dead
Rosario: You should be able to make a wound check of 5 to keep that from turning Dramatic...
Zoolander: i did mine right before dragina's damage on accident
Rosario: Ah, and you made it.
Zoolander: i keep going out of turn
Dragina Vorota cocks her fists, glaring at the fellow... "Still want more?"
Zoolander: ok this round i turn it all around baby
Rosario: Zoo, you have 1 DR and 5 FWs. want to go another round?
Zoolander: "Ya bet yar small arse i da!"
Dragina's initiative
Damage RollRolling 2d10.
Results: 8 3 for a total of 11.
I definately need more Panache
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 5 for a total of 5.
Zoolander: "Bring it on"
Dragina Vorota: All right then, take /this/!" she says, swinging hard...
Rosario: Rosario hides her eyes :-)
Dragina Vorota: ... raising 1 (adds 1 kept die to damage, raises TN by 5)
Zoolander: juts his jaw out "i dare ya"
Dragina's attack, 5k2, TN 15
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 1 6 3 3 4 for a total of 17.
Zoolander: haha
Dragina Vorota: misses, swinging her fist past his ear. "Bastard!"
Zoolander: gonna mix things up a bit
Zoolander: i'll do corps a corp
Dragina Vorota: No idea what happens with this...
Zoolander: it means we wrestle...muahaha
Rosario: If you hit, you do regular damage _and_ knock her down, she'll have to use her other action to get up.
Rosario: So she can't hit you with it.
Zoolander: so i use 3k2 right?
Rosario: Yes, 3k2
Dragina Vorota: PD 20...
The Infamous O'She Powerbomb 3k2
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 10 1 2 for a total of 13.
Rosario: explode it
Oh yeah, explode my little pretty
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 3 for a total of 3.
Zoolander: Blarney!!!
Rosario: Ow, 15, not enough.
Dragina Vorota: Whew....
Zoolander: "Gonna have to pull this un outta me arse..."
Zoolander: your turn Dragina
Dragina Vorota dances out of the way of the clumsy corps-a-corps... "Hah, you can't touch me!" she cries, swinging again with that accurat fist...
Dragina's attack 5k2
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 1 3 9 3 10 for a total of 26.
exploded die
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 4 for a total of 4.
Zoolander: This ones quite a lassy, I think i'm smitten.
Dragina Vorota: Argh... forgot to raise. :/
Dragina's damage
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 3 for a total of 3.
crossing fingers
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 9 1 7 for a total of 17.
Rosario: This is an intersteing triangle, she's hot for the bosun and the bosun's mate's hot for her ;-)
Zoolander: 17-(3+5)=haha
Dragina Vorota: "Take.. that!" she snarls, thumping him in the chest...
Dragina Vorota: I seem to be thinking of a small woman trying to punch a tree down... and outlasting the wood.
Zoolander: and the bosun's hot for the bos... oh wait, that'd be kinda wierd
Rosario: Hey, if you want to play that...
Zoolander: nono
Dragina Vorota giggles.
Rosario: Not into big hairy vikings? ;-)
Zoolander: not exactly
Init this baby!
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 3 for a total of 3.
Zoolander: yep round i definately need a higher panache
Dragina's init
Damage RollRolling 2d10.
Results: 1 3 for a total of 4.
Dragina Vorota: Yah... well, the little hellion takes another swing...
Dragina Vorota: and raising this time...
Dragina's punch, raising 1, 5k2
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 1 8 10 1 6 for a total of 26.
Zoolander: "Have pity on an old Inish lady..."
exploded die
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 1 for a total of 1.
Zoolander: ha
Dragina Vorota: And take that, too!
Dragina's damage, 2k2
Damage RollRolling 2d10.
Results: 9 2 for a total of 11.
Zoolander: grr
Dragina Vorota: Nice!
Zoolander: St. Elmo, where are ya? I know there's no soccer game on tv so come on man...
zen meditation...i am the winner mmmm
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 9 9 3 for a total of 21.
Zoolander: haha
Rosario: And you still have 19 FWs
Zoolander: merely a small obstacle
Dragina Vorota: OK.. let's try raising again...
Zoolander: if i can connect just once
Dragina's swing, raised, 5k2
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 9 4 1 1 2 for a total of 17.
Zoolander: or maybe four times
Dragina Vorota: Swish!
Zoolander: i can hurt her
Zoolander: Well here goes an eye-gouge
Rosario: She's toying with you ;-)
The infamoue Zoolander Eye Gouge4k2
Damage RollRolling 4d10.
Results: 2 6 1 9 for a total of 18.
Zoolander: damn ya
Dragina Vorota: Eye gouge?
Zoolander: damn these dice to hell!
Zoolander: its a dirty fightin' tactic
Dragina Vorota: Ahh.
Zoolander: ya should know all about dirty fightin' ussurian
Rosario: And eye-gouge is only good when your opponent has another action in the round.
Zoolander: or if ya want to be funny
Rosario: That's the round, yes?
Rosario: I can see this fight in my mind, and it's funny :-).
Zoo's init
Damage RollRolling 1d10.
Results: 1 for a total of 1.
Dragina's init
Damage RollRolling 2d10.
Results: 5 4 for a total of 9.
Rosario: Zoo, make it a good one...
Zoolander: gonna do a jab
jabinator 2002 4k2
Damage RollRolling 4d10.
Results: 7 3 5 9 for a total of 24.
Zoolander: can i submit to the graces of the lovely lady?
Dragina Vorota ducks under the jab... "It'll work on barmaids, but not I, twit!
Zoolander: if she has any spits
Dragina Vorota: "And now for my reply..." she says, punching low in the belly... (raise 1 again)
Dragina's attack, TN 15, 5k2
Damage RollRolling 5d10.
Results: 9 8 6 8 1 for a total of 32.
Dragina's damage 2k2
Damage RollRolling 2d10.
Results: 3 3 for a total of 6.
Resistance, I can do this
Damage RollRolling 3d10.
Results: 7 6 5 for a total of 18.
Dragina Vorota: "Better suck it up!" she gleefully cries, ramming her small fist into his belly...
Zoolander: or maybe not
Rosario: Nope you take another DW. Pass out with style, Zoo.
Zoolander: zzzzz
Zoolander dreams of a sexxy ussuran that can handle herself in a fight..better than he can.
Rosario: Aw, I thought we'd get a dramatic description of him spiraling to the deck ;-)
Dragina Vorota: A slow smile creeps across the victorious Ussurian's face, then she plants a light foot on his chest, unstopping he flask, and waving it under his nose... a flask of vile vodka-wannabe...
Zoolander falls into the scuppers
Zoolander: eww
Rosario: I'll save this and post it next to the cat fight ;-).
Zoolander: that's cool but how bout we change the names to protect the pitiful
Rosario: LOL
Zoolander: You could change my name to i don't know David?
Zoolander: Zoolander
Zoolander: definately Zoolander
Rosario: If you insist ;-)
Dragina Vorota: "Wake up, Irishman... let me buy you a drink," she says...
Zoolander wakes up and wonders why he smells like piss?
Rosario: Now that's a good sport. Still interested in that frosty Vesten? ;-)
Dragina Vorota: Yep! Well, in a physical way, natch.
Zoolander: I'm sure as hell not!
Rosario: I meant Dragina ;-)
Dragina Vorota: ... and he /insulted/ me.

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