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Minas Tirith Times

[Lord of the Spin]Resident Dubyathor Accuses Kerragorn of Waffling
from the Minas Tirith Times

by Special Correspondent Roland X

MINAS TIRITH (MTT) – As the coronation season heats up in Gondor, Resident Dubyathor son of Bushelion laid out in the most definitive terms yet his charge that Kerragorn is a dissembler who cannot be trusted with the crown.

“First Kerragorn renounces his claim to the throne, then he pursues it. He claims to be part of a Fellowship, but exchanges his membership in it for his own political ambitions. He follows Deandalf’s lead, but must intend to give Deandalf orders if he means to be king. He condemns the War in Osgiliraq but advocates an invasion of Mordor. He didn’t want ‘the Sword that was Broken,’ and now he’s wearing it. And what’s with that ‘Strider’ thing? He’s afraid to use his own name?”
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