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Post the Fourth

Note: Filler from fillerama on the Monty Python and the Holy Grail setting. The nose? The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is …

Post the Fifth, er, Third

A newt? Now, look here, my good man. Well, I got better. It’s only a model. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! I’m not a witch. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power …

Post the Second

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! And the hat. She’s a witch! We want a shrubbery!! Burn her anyway! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! She looks like one. But you are dressed as one… Where’d you get the coconuts?