Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Holiday Cheer
Another category is being added to the Relics: Humor :-). Over time I will be taking emails that I’ve collected over the years and posting them here, dated when I received the original unless otherwise noted. That way, I can share the joy instead of having these things buried in my email archives. They will all be categorized as “humor” and tagged with whatever else applies, like “cats” or “yule” or such. Enjoy!
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Due to budget cuts, this is your new cubicle…
(email received from my sister, 15 Nov 2007 11:59:29 -0800)
SUBJECT: Due to budget cuts, this is your new cubicle…
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A Viking Christmas Carol
(from email, traced back to the Kingdom of Ansteorra email list)
A Viking Christmas Carol
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Hall
Not a creature was stirring, not warrior nor thrall.
And I in my armor, my greaves and my helm
Was drunker than anyone else in the Realm
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The “Politically Correct” 12 Days of Christmas
(Email from my sister Sandra)
The “Politically Correct” 12 Days of Christmas…
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On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:
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